It's All Right to Forget Valentine's Day. Right?

Valentine’s day has come and gone, and for the umpteenth time, we’ve forgotten about it. It’d be a lot more enjoyable if everyone who did remember — the florist, the host, the chocolatier, the girlfriend — didn’t make such a fuss about the last-minute arrangements, (made at the last minute so as to avoid the potential conflicts that inevitably creep up, of course). And Lord knows, it’d be especially more enjoyable if things like the following weren’t so well publicized, setting a entirely unrealistic standard for the rest of us:

Customary with the K-Wings’ Pink Ice Game, the K-Wings will host the largest wedding in southwest Michigan. Tying the knot this year will be Kellie Ann DeBruinof Climax, Mich. and Donald Anthony Collierof Mattawan, Mich.

Besides receiving the largest wedding in Kalamazoo, the couple will receive a night’s stay at the Radisson Plaza in Kalamazoo, wedding rings from Siegel Jewelers, flowers for the wedding courtesy Ambati Flowers and Meijer, a wedding cake by Boonzaaijer Baker and two tickets to anywhere Direct Air flies.

However even that guy must get kept up at night knowing that there was someone who managed to top even him:

Have a lovely Valentine’s Day. Go buy some chocolate. 

K-WINGS HOST WEDDING ON PINK ICE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY